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Talking As Fast As I Can

“If you’re meeting someone for the first time after three hours of hair, makeup, and styling, you’ve already set the bar too high.” Lauren Graham

If, like me, you have also been looking to fill this giant gaping Stars Hollow shaped hole in your life, this is the book to cozy in with next. ’Talking As Fast As I Can’, by Lauren Graham is an autobiography that travels into her trials and tribulations of trying to be an actress in New York, the odd jobs in college that eventually got her there, the “fashion-induced blackout” phase of her life and a quick interlude about why it is absolutely alright to brag about being an REI shopper. It’s short, honest, fast-paced and humorous.

As the chapters fly by, you can hear Lorelai Gilmore’s voice narrating this, as fast as she can, of course. Her writing style is conversational and scattered. Pretty much like you would be when you talk to your best friend, not afraid to abruptly end a sentence and jump into a song and then whine about why there aren’t ever enough vacation days and then tangent into some highly urgent wardrobe decisions.

Two chapters on the filming of Gilmore Girls are noteworthy. In ‘What was it like, Part I’, Graham re-watches the original series and makes comments on the elements she liked. I wish there were more of that in the book. In ‘What was it like, Part II’, there was a lot more meat about the detailed shooting specifics and challenges that came with it. I found a lot of bookmark-worthy pages in this book but I think my favorite bit would be about how she tried to go vegan just to bond with Ellen DeGeneres. It makes her a remarkably relatable celebrity, which is quite genuine and rare.

If by the end of the book you don’t realize that Lauren Graham is your spirit animal, then you clearly need more coffee. Caffeinate. Re-read.